It's too funny not to repost. This is actualy a broadcast message from my "anak" Kich.
Read on:
This is the first useful chain message on BBM, so please Just READ IT AND UNDERSTAND.
1 - Never send religious message chains that tells people they will encounter bad luck if they don't broadcast, seriously, it doesn't work. It just shows your hypocrisy.
2 - Don't write anything in your status that mentions or insults another person.
3 - No one is "happy", 3 hours later ''mad'', 1 hour later "bored'', then ''sad'' or "angry", etc. Go to a shrine or search for some professional help. Do not declare it publicly.
4 - If your girlfriend or boyfriend / wife or husband, cheats on you.... Please understand that no one is interested to know that you and ur partner broke up and ur calling him a fucking retard So, don't write it in your status.
5 - If you want to text someone so badly, respect his/her ''busy'' status if its on. And people please don't try to act busy by putting on ur so called "busy" status.
6 - Don't change your Nickname/status, like 500 times a day. Its not cool anymore, it would just let everyone know how lifeless you are.
7 - For god sake Blackberry hackers and viruses don't exist. The Blackberry and I-Phone are virus free technologies.
8 - No dead woman will haunt/sleep with you if u don't re send this chain.
9- stop broadcasting the match scores we own a TV thank you :)
10- There is no phone company in the world that is going to give a poor family some money everytime you broadcast 'this' msg
11 - New BBM icons do not get activated by broadcasting messages. Infact, nothing can ever be activated or deactivated by broadcasting a message
12- THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE!!! BBM providers are NOT going to "delete" or "remove" you if you Don't broadcast a stupid message...ladies pls focus on No. 6 plssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!
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