13 November 2012

Tanong Ng Bayan!

1] Kung ikaw si Batman, sino ang bahala sa yo? Give three examples.

 [2] Ano ang mas malaki? BAG NI DORA o BULSA NI DORAEMON? Ipaliwanag.

[3] Sino ang kumagat sa logo ng Apple, at bakit hindi niya ito inubos?

[4] Kung may UPCAT, bakit walang UPDOG? Elaborate.

[5] Sa produktong Crayola, ano ang pinagkaiba ng yellow green sa green yellow? Explain using logarithmic functions.

[6] Kung ang 1 kg ay may 1000g, ilang grams naman ang meron sa Instagram? Show your solution.

[7] Kung sa Kasaysayan ng Pilipinas may “”Panahon ng Amerikano, Hapon, Kastila at Pre-Colonial”, kailan naman matatagpuan ang Panahon ng Kopong-kopong? Ilahad ang mga mahalagang pangyayari at magpakita ng archaeological evidences.

[8] If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, bakit sila nagpunta sa earth?

[9] Should you give up or should you just keep chasing pavements? Expound.

[10] Ano ang meron kay Brand X at galit na galit ang ibang
brand sakanya? Explain.

[11] Masasabi mo bang fair ang Ms. Universe kung lahat ng contestants at judges ay galing sa Earth? Explain.

[12] Gaano kataas ang lipad ng Whisper with wings? Graph your solution.

[13] Kung may mag-imbento ng powdered water, anong idadagdag mo?

[14] Kung walang kamay ang mga ibon, then why do birds suddenly APIR? Ipaliwanag.

[15] Sabi ng iba, napuntahan niya na lahat ng sulok ng mundo. Paano mo masasabi na may “sulok” ang mundo kung Oblate Spheroid naman ang hugis nito? Explain and draw your answer on a 1/4 sheet of graphing paper.

[16] May nalunod na ba sa lalim ng gabi? Kung meron, enumerate.

[17] Bakit ang tawag sa *building* building kung tapos na siya? Justify.

[18] Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? EXPLAIN.

[19] Gaano kadalas ang minsan? Enumerate.

[20] How did Adele set fire to the rain? Write the chemical formula.

[21] Kapag ang ipis nahulog sa tubig na may sabon, dudumi ba ang tubig o lilinis ang ipis?

[22] Bakit pababa nang pababa ang ispaghetti? Explicate using Newton’s Law of Gravitation.

[23] Does the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down?

[24] Kung ang nakatusok na baboy ay barbeque, ang nakatusok na saging ay bananacue, bakit ang kabayo, carousel?

[25] Ilan ang butas sa isang cracker ng skyflakes? Illustrate.

[26] Kung ang tao nagmula sa unggoy, bakit may mukhang kabayo? Explain.

[27] Nauuhaw din ba ang mga isda? Ipaliwanag.

[28] Bakit pag rush hour tsaka mabagal ang daloy ng traffic? Explain your answer using sign language.

[29] Nasaan ang Edge of Glory? Write your final answer in nautical miles.

[30] In 140 characters, ilahad ang talambuhay ni Jose Rizal.

[31] Ang breakfast ba at dinner, pwedeng ilagay sa lunchbox? Prove your answer.

[32] Kung si Corazon ang unang aswang, pang ilan ka?





**Courtesy of Alexis Santiago

11 November 2012

Sepia

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This used to be a happy place...


Sent from my Windows Phone

Alone again..... Naturally...

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Sent from my Windows Phone

I'm not myself...myself right now.......


X-STATIC PROCESS
Madonna

I'm not myself when you're around
I'm not myself standing in a crowd
I'm not myself and I don't know how
I'm not myself, myself right now

[Chorus:]

Jesus Christ will you look at me
Don't know who I'm supposed to be
Don't really know if I should give a damn
When you're around, I don't know who I am

I'm not myself when you go quiet
I'm not myself alone at night
I'm not myself, don't know who to call
I'm not myself at all

[chorus]

I always wished that I could find someone as beautiful as you
But in the process I forgot that I was special too

I'm not myself when you're around
I'm not myself when you go quiet
I'm not myself all alone at night
I'm not myself standing in a crowd
I'm not myself and I don't know how
I'm not myself, myself right now
Don't know what I believe

[chorus]

I always wished that I could find someone as beautiful as you
But in the process I forgot that I was special too
I always wished that I could find someone as talented as you
But in the process I forgot that I was just as good as you


03 November 2012

Haunt Me In The Morning....Then Just Walk Away

On the same day after that beach extravaganza, we passed by an unfinished mansion, deemed already haunted. Hearsay would suggest that this was a mansion built during the Marcos Regime. However, due to certain fortuitous events, this was unfinished and hence, never inhabited.

As much as I would like to go into detail as to what became of the owners of the said house, I cannot (because I might be sued for libel hahahaha!)

Is this house really haunted..... judge by my photos.....

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02 November 2012

Child's Play

After a long swim, we decided to nourish ourselves with whatever food we can find along the highway. Since, we were all starving, we decided to check out what's cooking at a pizzeria located in one of the Caltex gas stations.

While the food was disappointing, we were at awe with the collection of "toys" the owner has on display.

I managed to steal a few shots which I also posted on my EyeEm account.

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Of course, there were a lot of other "toys" in there but are too far for my reach. Maybe next time.