31 January 2013

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I don't find purple underwear amusing at all. Not even in some Barney like alternate universe.



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30 January 2013

Petra Mahalimuyak : My British Accent

So, I mentioned before that I truly adore Petra Mahalimuyak.

To give you a sample of what this talented lady can do, here's British Petra.



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May kasabihan.....

"Once a talandi..... TWICE a talandi......."

Bow.


29 January 2013

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We are lost souls who have found home.

We are pieces of a puzzle that fit together.

We are infinite.

We are indestructible.


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28 January 2013

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Hello Monday. You're like a stuck up bitch with a hormonal imbalance. Nobody likes you.

Today, I'd like to do public service by chasing after a guy and telling him that it is a sin to the entire human race to pair a brown belt with black shoes and a gray bag. However, I refuse to perspire. Hence, I will let him sin.

Someday, he will understand the meaning of color coordination. Maybe he won't. But that's none of my business anymore.


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27 January 2013

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Lahat ng tao gusto mainlove, pero hindi lahat ng tao gustong mag-effort sa love. Yung iba, pwedeng pwede na kahit so-so, basta masabi lang na may effort.
Hindi madali ang magmahal. Nandoon ka sa sitwasyon na pride mo na lang lulunukin mo pa para mapagbigyan ang gusto ng taong mahal mo. Nandoon na kulang na lang magpaalila ka na para mapagsilbihan mo sila, talikuran mo ang iba para maibigay mo lang ang oras mo.
Pero sad to say, marami sa atin, nakikita ang ating mga sarili sa sitwasyon na binigay mo na nga ang lahat, pero hindi ka man lang pwedeng bigyan ng oras, panahon at importance na gusto mo. Hindi naman sa nagiging demanding ka, OA or narcissistic bitch pero, ganun talaga.
Sino ba naman ang walang ideals? Tanga ka kung sige ka nang sige mainlove na di mo alam ang gusto mo, or kahit alam mo ang gusto mo pero nagtitiyaga kang tratuhin na parang trapo dahil lang ayaw mo maging alone.
Simple lang naman ang guidelines ko sa mga relasyon. Hindi naman ako complicated kausap, well maybe, 5 years before oo, pero water under the bridge na yun. Ibang topic yun.
Sana, makak...
(Suddenly I was interrupted by 2 guys who are doing random evangelical counseling....)
Going back, sana mahanap ko ang taong makakaintindi sa akin. I know it is a broad concept. Pero let me illustrate:
Sana....
... Pilitin nya akong kumain kahit ayaw ko, yung tipong hindi na sya maghihintay na sabihin kong hindi, at maglalagay na lang ng food sa harap ko. Kakainin ko rin naman yun.
...Piliin nya ako over anything else. Kung work naman yun or family, maiintindihan ko kung kailangan kong maging 2nd place. Pero sana ako pa rin ang priority. Gusto ko naman, for a change, may mataranta sa akin.
...Hindi ko na ipakiusap ang oras nya. Automatic na yun. May oras para sa lahat ng bagay, at kapag oras ko, sana akin yun.
...Hindi nya ako iiwanang mag-isa kahit na ano pa sabihin ko. Kasi ang nanay ko, kahit masungit ang tatay ko, never nya ito iniwan. Kahit sa hapag kainan, sabay sila kakain kahit nagkakatampuhan. Sana may kasama akong kumain, may naghihintay kahit malamig na ang pagkain.
...Tanungin man lang ako kung ano ang gusto ko. Hindi yung kung ano na lang ang gusto nya.
Sana... Sana... Marami pang sana....
Puro sana na lang ba? 


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Crossroads


I'm standing at the crossroads where you and I once met. Should I stay? Should I go?



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26 January 2013

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You give, and give, and give and give until you have nothing to give. A little appreciation and extra time for you would be nice. But it's sad when nobody even asks if you don't feel like jumping off the 19th floor veranda of your condo. It's different when everyone else is happy, you are forgotten, until the next time that they need you again so that they can be happy and feel good about themselves.

But what about me?



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25 January 2013

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This is the start of a new addiction...


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24 January 2013

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You can never expect a bird to be an eagle if you keep on treating it like a turkey.....


23 January 2013

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I know I should have been born British. With my snooty accent, I am destined to rub elbows with the queen. But who cares!



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22 January 2013

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All is fair in war... Bullshit!

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21 January 2013

Soliloquy

Copyright Ritche F. Baria 2013

Gotta find my corner in the sky...

(This is a view from my condo's veranda)


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Another day.......... just believe...... just breathe......

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20 January 2013

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And I am a child again.......

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19 January 2013

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My heart drowns in tears, but I cannot let these tears flood my eyes. When my eyes overflow, I will bring sadness to those whom I want to bring joy to.

But my heart must weep, if only to prevent those I hold dear from weeping, for I can't bear the sight of them weep. When I do, I will die a thousand deaths before I can live.

I want to bring order to chaos, but chaos has given me the sanity to be greater than what I have hoped to be. Chaos has given me the will to persevere.

My pain is a reminder that I must strive harder to take car of those I hold dear. Though they know not of my pain, they are with me. They will always be with me.

You are always with me....



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18 January 2013

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Copyright Ritche F. Baria 2013
Mornings are never the same.....


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17 January 2013

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It feels empty..... Am I missing something or someone?

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16 January 2013

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Maybe in some alternate universe out there, I don't have to wake up at 5:30, do my chores, prepare for work, report to the office, have lunch while working at 12 and go home by 7pm after asking permission from everyone concerned.

Maybe, just maybe, there is an alternate me out there who is ruling a country, who is discovering cures for illnesses, who is naming galaxies and heavenly bodies, who is doing something else.

Maybe...just maybe..


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15 January 2013

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Today is a day of remembering the kindness of friends, even strangers. I remember a time when I had nothing, and someone, not even knowing who I am, entrusted with me with great help and all he ever mentioned was “Pay it forward”.  I have been paying that help extended to me forward since that day, with hope that those whom I helped will also do the same.

Someday, I will be able to pay that debt fully, when I am able to change lives at a greater scale.

Wherever you are, thank you......

14 January 2013

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Paninindigan ko to! Ayan, 14 entries na and counting. Hindi ito matutulad sa aking Page X of 366 na hindi ko alam kung ano na ang nangyari.

Anyway........

13 January 2013

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Iba ang nakikisama sa inaabuso. Kung ang pasensya nga nauubos eh, common sense pa kaya?

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12 January 2013

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As married couples, you are not expected to be perfect, because you are already perfect for each other.

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11 January 2013

Gifts From The Heart.....



I am NOT the type who will wrap gifts, but since it is my bestfriend's wedding, hell yeah!

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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. When the moment comes that you need the world to cry with you, you find yourself alone.


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10 January 2013

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Blood is thicker than water, make no mistake about that. Those who forget this cardinal rule and treat people and their relatives with familiarity watch themselves being destroyed. Oh well...


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09 January 2013

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The worst is yet to come. I am ready.

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08 January 2013

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Lesson learned: Kahit saang planeta ka pa magpunta, may mga taong BWISIT!


07 January 2013

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Tra la la... tweedle dee dee it gives me a thrill......
To wake up in the morning, on the mocking bird hill.....

Naglalaba...... Pasensya.......

06 January 2013

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Today is a time for remembering the past, the people who love us, their hopes and dreams for us, and in turn, our reflection on these thoughts so that we may be worthy of such immense love.

Gutom lang to.....

05 January 2013

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My prediction for you is........ 

Well, I can definitely see your future. Trust me.......

Oh wait......, it's just the neighbor's dog making poop.


04 January 2013

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If you can't beat them...... beat them with something else. Try a baseball bat, a stick, a crowbar perhaps?

03 January 2013

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When in doubt, shut up. It will save you from your own demise, trust me..... Those who give in to loquaciousness find themselves in a tight situation where the only option is to shut their pie holes and kill themselves. Messy...

02 January 2013

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Petra Mahalimuyak is a welcome addition to my stress relievers. One day, I willl end up marrying her. Hahahaha. Sure, when pigs fly.


01 January 2013

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well, ain't that the most appropriate title for a post? Today is THE day when people make resolutions and fool themselves into believing that they will find the time, effort and energy to actually accomplish what they have promised to themselves. Newsflash, if you really want to change something in yourself, you can do it at any given moment. Two snaps for you? Nope!

But what about these resolutions anyway? Do we even care about these promises to ourselves or do like the fact that we need to resort to such trivial gestures for us to think that we can accomplish something? I say no. I say stop and put and end to these resolutions.

The desire to change and be a better person is always there in you. The question is, what do you want to do about it?